I implanted a chip into my neighbor’s HVAC unit that made it catch on fire.
I know this might sound evil, but my neighbor and I have been at war for many years.
It all started when they stole my new portable space heater I had ordered on an HVAC website. The portable space heater was sitting in its box on my front porch shen my neighbor came and took it. I decided to put some skunk spray in their central air conditioner. Their central air conditioner blew the stinky cool air through all their air ducts and into every room of their house. The neighbor retaliated by filling our window air conditioner with water and soap so our window air conditioner blew bubbles all over our house. I, in turn, decided to steal one of their window air conditioners from their house, along with a small air purifier. They stole parts of my hot water boiler heating system, I beat their central air conditioner with a bat at night. They stole my entire hydronic heating system. Finally, I was done. I wanted my neighbors to move. The only way to force them to move was a fire. I had to catch their house on fire in a way that none will know I did it. I implanted a chip into every one of their window air conditioners and their central air conditioner. The chips exploded and caused the cooling units to spit fire, their house was instantly onfire. The central air conditioner was spitting flames through every air duct in the home. My evil HVAC neighbors were forced to move, and I remained happily with my central air conditioner and new hydronic heating system.