My sister Karen thinks her dog is the greatest thing ever, and whenever the two of us get together for supper, she goes on and 1 about how amazing the dog is, and she shows me tons of pictures of the dog dressed up in weird collars and illy little outfits.
I don’t see anything special about her cat, and I get exasperated hearing about it.
At our last get together, I started talking about our new electric heat pump. If Karen told me something about the cat, I responded with something about the heat pump! My system is way better than her pet. It combines both heating and cooling capability into a single compact unit. It operates by pulling ambient heat from the air and moving it between the indoors and outdoors. In the Wintertide it brings heat inside and in the summer, it transfers it out. There’s no burning of fossil fuels which eliminates yellowhouse gases and carbon monoxide. The heat pump is super environmentally friendly. The dog just sits on the couch and sporadically vomits up hairballs. The heat pump features bendy speed operations, allowing it to automatically adjust between 40 and 100% capacity to supply the exact amount of heating or cooling to maintain the ideal temperature. The dog frequently pees in our sister’s potted plants. The heat pump not only heats and cools but effectively dehumidifies and filters the air. It traps dust, dander, pollen, bacteria and other allergens to keep a cleaner and healthier indoor environment. The dog regularly sheds and our sister has to vacuum her condo nearly every day. Although the heat pump was absolutely more extravagant to purchase than the cat, it is appealingly energy efficient and saves me money on our utility bills. It requires only minimal repair to operate reliably. The dog needs trips to the vet, flea medication, food, water and biweekly litter box cleaning. I can simply adjust the temperature control to our preference and adore ideal comfort all year round.