Author: Matt

I implanted a chip into my neighbor’s HVAC unit that made it catch on fire.

I know this might sound evil, but my neighbor and I have been at war for many years.

It all started when they stole my new portable space heater I had ordered on an HVAC website. The portable space heater was sitting in its box on my front porch shen my neighbor came and took it. I decided to put some skunk spray in their central air conditioner. Their central air conditioner blew the stinky cool air through all their air ducts and into every room of their house. The neighbor retaliated by filling our window air conditioner with water and soap so our window air conditioner blew bubbles all over our house. I, in turn, decided to steal one of their window air conditioners from their house, along with a small air purifier. They stole parts of my hot water boiler heating system, I beat their central air conditioner with a bat at night. They stole my entire hydronic heating system. Finally, I was done. I wanted my neighbors to move. The only way to force them to move was a fire. I had to catch their house on fire in a way that none will know I did it. I implanted a chip into every one of their window air conditioners and their central air conditioner. The chips exploded and caused the cooling units to spit fire, their house was instantly onfire. The central air conditioner was spitting flames through every air duct in the home. My evil HVAC neighbors were forced to move, and I remained happily with my central air conditioner and new hydronic heating system.

 

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I invented multipurpose HVAC units in my garage.

When I was young, I knew I wanted to work with cooling and heating units in some capacity but I didn’t know how.

My father and grandfather were both cooling experts and they taught me many things about cooling units and hydronic heating systems. When I grew up. I sent to college to study HVAC units. I graduated with a full knowledge and some working experience with cooling and heating equipment, as well as hundreds of different types of HVAC units including air purifiers, heat pumps. And cooling systems. I worked as an HVAC technician at a local cooling and heating business for about two years, but I quickly realized I wanted to do something unique with HVAC units. I converted half of my garage into an HVAC workshop. I then went on an online heating and cooling website and purchased HVAC equipment, a central air conditioner, and a gas furnace. My goal was to invent a multi purpose air conditioner and furnace. The first thing I did was take the central air conditioner apart and incorporate a small pinger to it. I put the air conditioner back together with the printer now a part of it. I converted it into a window air conditioner and connected it to a smart thermostat. This HVAC unit was capable of doing the job of a window air conditioner and a printer. The printer and air conditioner were run by a smart thermostat that had an extra large screen. My next mission was to convert a heating system into something more.

 

 

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I had a dream last night about getting my HVAC units for my new home. There were many problems, however, and I was only able to get a window air conditioner, portable space heater, and a whole home air purification system. For a tiny house, these HVAC units wouldn’t be so bad, but when I arrived at my new home, it was the size of a castle! I put the window air conditioner in my bedroom along with the portable space heater. The only thing that was good whas the whole home air purification system, this was able to be run throughout the entire home. I went to the cooling and heating business and returned the window air conditioner and portable space heater and get better units. This time the HVAC technicians at the business were much more sensible, and led me to a hidden room full of a/c units and heating equipment. I was so taken back by what I found. I found a giant central air conditioner and a hydronic heating system together for an extremely low price. I purchased the HVAC units and had a cooling expert come to my castle and install the cooling and heating units. When It was all said and done, I was living in a castle that had air ducts in every room connected to a super central air conditioner and a great hydronic heating system. What started as a frustrating nightmirror turned into a great dream. I woke up disappointed that in my little home I only had a small gas furnace and two window air conditioners.

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I had another HVAC dream that scared me awake. It began in a dark dungeon where I was being held prisoner with several HVAC technicians. In reality, I am a retired cooling expert and I know many different HVAC technicians and the owners of several cooling and heating businesses. In my dream I knew almost all of the HVAC technicians and cooling experts that surrounded me. A guard entered the dungeon with a huge central air conditioner and a hot water boiler heating system. He told us that we had to find the problem with the heating and cooling units in only one hour or we would all be put to death! Frantically. Me and all the other HVAC technicians began taking apart the central air conditioner and hot water boiler heating system looking for the problems. The air filters were fine, the coolant was good, and the air ducts looked brand new. We were running out of time. As the dream went on, the central air conditioner somehow converted into a multi split air conditioning cooling system, and the hot water boiler turned into a heat pump. I had a glimmer of hope when I saw that the central air conditioner was not a multi split air conditioner because I was very good at fixing this kind of cooling unit. I took over and began going through all the parts of the multi split air conditioner. I quickly found the problems and fixed them. We only had ten minutes and the heat pump was still broken. I checked the heat pump and fixed the air filter. Surprisingly,the air filter was the only problem with the heat pump! The guard walked in and was impressed by our skill as HVAC technicians and let us go free.
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My dream about being a captive HVAC technician went on the next night.

Previously, I was locked in a dungeon with several other HVAC technicians and cooling experts and we were given a hot water boiler and a central air conditioner.

We were told we had to fix the HVAC units in only one hour or we would all be put to death. As the dream progressed, the hot water boiler turned into a heat pump, and the central air conditioner turned into a multi split air conditioner. I was able to save all of us HVAC technicians and cooling experts by fixing the cooling and heating units in record time. This dream continued the following night. It began when I was walking out of the dungeon. I was met by an elderly lady who needed help with her whole home air purification system. I couldn’t say no to an elderly lady, so I went to her house and began working on her whole home air purifier. When I finished fixing the HVAC unit, I searched for the old lady, but could not find her anywhere. I opened the door to a closet and discovered that it was huge, and filled with HVAC units of every kind/ I found smart thermostats. Air filters, air purifiers, and even a couple mini split air conditioners and hydronic heating units. I desperately searched for the old lady so I could ask her about the closet full of HVAC units, but she was nowhere to be found. I eventually grabbed one of the hydronic heating systems and set it in her kitchen and waited for her. I woke up before I was able to ask her for the hydronic heating system or maybe a deal on one of her mini split air conditioners.

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The HVAC technician had to take apart our central air conditioner because my wedding ring got stuck in it.

It happened when I was playing hide and seek outside with my nephew.

I was hiding behind the central air conditioner unit when my nephew jumped up and scared me! Swung my hand back in surprise and my wedding ring flung right into the air ducts of my central air conditioning unit. I went to the smart thermostat inside to see if the cooling unit was still working properly, and thankfully the central air conditioner had no problems. I tried to use a vacuum cleaner in the air ducts of the cooling unit to get the ring, but to no avail. Finally I was forced to call the cooling and heating business and request for an HVAC technician to come over and help me. When the HVAC technician arrived, he checked the smart thermostat and then the air filters of the central air conditioner. Then he asked me to show him where in the cooling unit the ring had landed. After many different attempts, the HVAC technician finally decided the best way to get the ring out of the air conditioner would be to take it apart. The HVAC technician was very careful not to cause any more problems with the central air conditioner as he searched for the ring. When he finally had it, he carefully put the cooling unit back together and then went to the smart thermostat to make sure it was working properly. The a/c unit was in good condition and I had my ring back.

 

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I almost lost several HVAC units in the sinking sand. I live in a country where everyone is in need of HVAC units. I have started several thriving cooling and heating businesses that I ship hundreds of air conditioners, furnaces, and air purifiers to every single week. Ast week there was a haul truck carrying a lad of portable space heaters, multi split air conditioners, and a hot water boiler. While the truck was driving on a dirt road in the wilderness, it got caught in sinking sand and began to go down. The two HVAC technicians in the truck escaped and began quickly unloading all of the hot water boilers, multi split air conditioners, and air purifiers they could before the entire truck was engulfed. Eventually the HVAC technicians had to get out of the truck and onto solid ground. They watched the truck disappear into the sand along with a few hot water boilers, a multi split air conditioner, and a couple of portable space heaters. The HVAC technicians called headquarters and got another truck to come load the heating and cooling units they managed to save. Later that week, a huge truck was sent to drag out the sunk HVAC truck. It worked and all of my cooling and heating equipment were given back to me, although not in the best conditioner. Since this obstacle occurred, three of my cooling and heating businesses suffered short stock on certain heating and cooling equipment, air filters, and hot water boiler heating systems. The hydronic heating department also suffered great loss to its HVAC inventory for a few weeks.
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I was able to get the whole home air purification system

Last night I had a dream about My HVAC unit. It started out in a heating and cooling factory where I was supposed to be choosing the HVAC units I wanted for my new home. We started in the furnace section and my options were a gas furnace, an electric furnace, a portable space heater, or a hydronic heating system. In my mind I really wanted the hydronic heating system, but every time I went to get it, It turned into a tiny portable space heater. Finally I gave up and moved on to the air conditioners. I looked at central air conditioners, multi split air conditioners, and window air conditioners. The HVAC technician told me I could only choose a window air conditioner since the other cooling units needed to be fixed. I tried to tell the HVAC technician that I was willing to wait for the central air conditioner or the mini split air conditioner to be fixed because I knew I would need more than just a window air conditioner for my new home, but the HVAC technician wouldn’t let me choose anything but a window air conditioner. I was so disappointed at this point, but I had to move on to the air purifiers. They showed me a tiny UV light air purifier and a huge, whole home air purification system. I was able to get the whole home air purification system. I went to my new home with the new HVAC units and was shocked that my new house was the size of a castle. What was a window air conditioner, portable space heater, and whole home air purification system going to do for a house this size?

 

 

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Our toddler certainly is a handful. Well, we actually did babyproof everything including drawers and we have gates set up around the house. We don’t like for our toddler to roam the kitchen because she likes to open the stove and climb up on the oven door. If we let her roam into the laundry room, she will end up in the dryer! There was one time when we had trouble finding her and we ended up finding her caught between the front door and the screen door like she was just hanging out there hiding from everybody! Well, we were horrified the other day when we found her covered in soot. It turned out that she had gotten into the fireplace. I was certain that I secured the gate around the fireplace to keep her from getting in there, but she somehow managed to pull the gate down and placed it all around in the ashes inside the fireplace! Oh, it was such a huge mess and soot was all over the carpet and everything! I suppose I have to blame myself for not cleaning the fireplace out on time, but I honestly didn’t expect her to manage to break into it either. My wife worked on cleaning our poor baby up, getting all that soot out of her hair and getting her nice and clean. She did that while I worked to shampoo the carpets and secure the gate better so she would not break in there again. I swear that girl is always getting into something and I just hope she doesn’t get hurt!

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I decided to get a wood burning fireplace installed in my house because it’s not only beautiful, but it’s also energy efficient

This coming winter, all I really want is a new fireplace for my house. Another cold year is coming up quickly. I know that right now, it’s still warm outside, but winter is coming. And even though we’ve all probably lived through a few cold winters in our lifetimes, the cold temperatures in this part of the country where we live never cease to surprise me for some reason. I guess a lot of people are still surprised at how low the temperatures can get around here. And I also think that’s why a lot of us decide that we need to get a nice fireplace to help us make it through the winters. In my opinion, there’s really nothing else that can really compare to a gas fireplace or a wood burning fireplace to help warm us up and improve our homes and our attitudes during a long, cold winter. I decided to go to the fireplace service specialist here in our town to see what sort of options they had available for me since I want to get a fireplace this year. This place has a really nice showroom where you can see all kinds of different fireplaces and the heating that they can produce for your home. I decided to get a wood burning fireplace installed in my house because it’s not only beautiful, but it’s also energy efficient. The one I chose for my house can heat up to 2000 square feet. Now that I have decided on the type of fireplace that I want, I can hardly wait until they show up to do the installation!

 

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